NFL Fans Outraged at Hot Lesbian Cheerleaders’ Sexual Escapades
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterNFL fans responded with shock and outrage after it was reported yesterday that two hot Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, Renee Thomas and Kristen Owen, were arrested...
View ArticleA-Rod Loses MVP Trophy in Underground Poker Game
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterNEW YORK – Hours after winning the American League Most Valuable Player award, New York Yankees’ third baseman Alex Rodriguez reportedly lost the award at a...
View ArticleEpstein to Come out of Retirement, Return to Red Sox
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterIn a surprising development today, the New York Times reported that “Boy Wonder” Theo Epstein was close to returning to his beloved hometown team. Following a...
View ArticleTigers Purchase Ancient Artifacts From Museum
By: BeastiesSportParody Staff WriterIn a stunning effort to turn around two decades of misfortune on the ball field, the Detroit Tigers have looked to the past to help their future. "We have tried to...
View ArticleSeattle Yawns at Upcoming Super Bowl; Frasier Reruns expected to draw higher...
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterIn the days leading up to Super Bowl XL, it truly has been a tale of two cities. While Pittsburgh has been wrapped up in Steelers hysteria, Seattle “fans” have...
View Article98% of NFL Players Confused by the XL in Super Bowl XL
A recent survey conducted by the NFL players union has confirmed what most football fans have known for decades: NFL players just aren’t very smart.The recent survey asked players to name what the “XL”...
View ArticleSportParody Exclusive: Interview With Keith Hernandez
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterOn Sunday, Mets broadcaster and former first baseman Keith Hernandez drew fire for his comments suggesting women don’t belong in a baseball dugout. Facing mounting...
View ArticleLeBron: Greece doesn’t play “Real Basketball”
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterThe United States basketball team fell short again in international play, losing last Friday to Greece in the FIBAWorld Baketball Championship semifinals.Following...
View ArticleChampaign, IL Hoops Legend Jeremy Curtiss Skips out on Honeymoon to Get Married
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterLast weekend was one of the greatest weekends in Jeremy Curtiss’ life. Curtiss, a Champaign, IL hoops legend who was once voted the “best white basketball player”...
View ArticleBaseball Teams Limit Playoff Tickets to “Real” Fans
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterFollowing an article yesterday in the Wall Street Journal commenting on the increasing difficulty of “rank-and-file” baseball fans to secure playoff tickets, teams...
View ArticleJ-Rod Mania Sweeps St. Louis
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterWatch out A-Rod. There’s another Rodriguez in the big leagues now.Well, technically, there are eight Rodriguez’s in the major’s, but none have created quite the...
View ArticleRed-Hot Diamondbacks Surge into First Place
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterThe Arizona Diamondbacks have been hotter than the Arizona summer heat.Following a victory yesterday against the Chicago Cubs, the Red-Hot Diamondbacks have gone a...
View ArticleShaq Gives Criminals a Break
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterCriminals across the nation breathed a sigh of relief as Shaquille O’Neal’s agent Perry Rogers announced a new 5 year, $100 million contract yesterday with the...
View ArticleWisconsin Coach to Step Down, Selects New Coach
By: BeatiesSportParody Staff WriterBarry Alvarez, head football coach of the Wisconsin Badgers, announced last Thursday that this year will be his last, opting to take full responsibility as the...
View ArticleTropicana Near Bankruptcy Thanks to Devil Rays
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterTropicana Products, Inc., the maker of Tropicana orange juice, held a news conference yesterday to announce they were on the edge of bankruptcy. The culprit??...
View ArticleWhite Sox Fever Spreads to Yankee Stadium
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterFans are jumping onto the White Sox bandwagon…even in New York.During Tuesday’s White Sox-Yankees game, 18-Year-Old Scott Harper, of Armonk, NY, decided to...
View ArticleReality Show to Show Knight's Calmer Side
By: BeastiesSportParody Staff WriterLegendary and often controversial NCAA basketball head coach Bobby Knight feels that the press give him a bad rap and just flat out misunderstand him. In order to...
View ArticleUSC to Show Complete College Football Dominance
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterWatch out, college football, there’s a new USC in town.Following a near-unanimous sweep of the preseason AP Poll released Saturday (article here), USC head coach...
View ArticleBuehrle Accuses Rangers of Using Psychic Powers
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterChicago White Sox left-hander Mark Buehrle is convinced that the Texas Rangers are cheating.One day after claiming that the Rangers signaled pitches to batters...
View ArticleOrton, Ramsey Battle for Last NFL Groupie
By: SouthsideBrawlersSportParody Staff WriterAmong the slate of NFL games tomorrow, the Bears/Redskins game features a personal duel between the starting QBs that will make or break their seasons.With...
View ArticleLimbaugh Revisited
By: SouthsideBrawlersSportParody Staff WriterThink last Monday's MNF football opener between two of the NFC’s elite teams was exciting? That was like watching paint dry compared to the visit I had with...
View ArticleThe Hawk has Heart Attack Due to Recent Sox Slide
By: SouthsideBrawlersSportParody Staff WriterKANSAS CITY — Chicago White Sox Broadcaster, Ken “The Hawk” Harrelson, gave White Sox fans a scare on Thursday almost as fearful as the team's recent...
View ArticleWhite Sox Win Opener of ALDS; Sell Out Stadium
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterTuesday was a great day for the White Sox. Not only did they pound the defending champion Red Sox 14 to 2, they actually sold out their stadium (article here).With...
View ArticleWhite Sox Fan Loses $1 Billion Dollars in Parlor Bet Gone Wrong
By: REALSPORTSSportParody Staff WriterCHICAGO, IL-– Ron Toam and Andrew Miller are two high-powered Corporate attorneys working in the Chicago loop. As White Sox season-ticket holders, they have...
View ArticleCubs to Host First Ever Simulated World Series
By: SouthsideBrawlersSportParody Staff WriterAfter the 2005 White Sox monumental achievement of becoming the first Chicago team to reach a World Series since the 1959 season, the Tribune Company is...
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